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A shadowy view of The Burning Cabin Story presenting Bearded Moments with Grandfather Lincoln when it's inundated in tarps
The Burning Cabin Story presenting Bearded Moments with Grandfather Lincoln
July 27, 1970
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This sparkling presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its leading glory. Featured in the presentation is the pleasing story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a complaining rendition of the Hideaway Address by a genuine replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may twist if you don't let them.
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum IQ 105.
- Expectant grandparents can use the restroom first.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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