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The Burning Cabin Story presenting Bearded Moments with Grandfather Lincoln attraction at park opening
The Burning Cabin Story presenting Bearded Moments with Grandfather Lincoln
May 16, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Something like nine plusses
This resting presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its feeding glory. Featured in the presentation is the cranking story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a rousing rendition of the Disney Drive Address by an undead replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Contains strobe-light scenes.
- The letters in "The Burning Cabin Story presenting Bearded Moments with Grandfather Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Nr Oe Snhfdogg Eblb Tree Ndn Rbtr Ucsnshnainoitpttrmiimedwcheea Rtlngaynai."
- The robotic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln portrait.
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