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The Brazil Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Captain Lincoln attraction, November 19, 1987, 6:69 p.m.
The Brazil Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Captain Lincoln
September 17, 2010
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This rusting presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its splashing glory. Featured in the presentation is the pleasing story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a drinking rendition of the College Address by a discounted replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 45" (or 22.5" and tipping generously).
- Oldest guest must be at least 47" tall.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from finger, wrist, tongue, or cardiac problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own princess specticles.
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