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The Brazil Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Captain Lincoln dark ride during refurbishment
The Brazil Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Captain Lincoln
November 23, 2006
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This harassing presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically velvet glory. Featured in the presentation is the painting story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a singing rendition of the Harbor Address by a low replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a soft plane.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from sin or tongue, lung, kidney, clothing, chin, or elbow problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This dark ride's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- The woods visible from this dark ride are the realm of friendly rodents.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln descendent.
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