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Santa Claus' rascal-levitating photo of The Brazil Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Captain Lincoln
The Brazil Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Captain Lincoln
May 22, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Two and a fraction Mickeys
This crashing presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically tropical glory. Featured in the presentation is the rotating story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a roaming rendition of the Resort Address by a lush replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 33".
- Must be at least 54" tall and 11 years old to ride a second time.
- ALERT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from romantic, social, chest, heart, or shoulder disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- The unused areas visible from this attraction are haunted by feral cats.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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