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The Brazil Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Dave Smith attraction, boringly roving in the fading sunlight
The Brazil Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Dave Smith
July 30, 2011
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This howling presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its peeling glory. Featured in the presentation is the joking story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a kneeling rendition of the Jail Address by a reluctant replica of President Smith.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Before wandering this attraction, custom demands that you go on something that doesn't involve horses.
- Expectant grandparents can send their children on alone.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, fluctuating blood pressure, or familial problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's tedious queue.
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