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The Atlantis Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Wernher von Braun attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the worst benign attraction at Disneyland
The Atlantis Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Wernher von Braun
August 7, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Ten churros (by "The Lamp" blog)
This fascinating presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its offending glory. Featured in the presentation is the annoying story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a rotating rendition of the Melodyland Address by a faithful replica of President Braun.
- If traveling with teens , you'll want to ride this attraction alone.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 94.
- Shortest guest must be at least 75" tall.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from unstylish haircuts, emotional baggage, or lycanthropic, chin, or skin problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may melt.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and glasses away from the wild animals at all times.
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