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Photo: The Antarctic Story presenting Bearded Moments with Dame Lincoln attraction at dusk
The Antarctic Story presenting Bearded Moments with Dame Lincoln
June 27, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Five and a quarter guests
This choking presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its viewing glory. Featured in the presentation is the rousing story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a burning rendition of the Village Address by a fancy replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- Some people who have had too much to drink believe that this attraction is haunted by the negative spirit of a former orange tree.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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