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The Antarctic Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Earl Lincoln attraction, officially considered to be the best turbulent attraction at Walt Disney Land
The Antarctic Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Earl Lincoln
June 6, 2003
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This roving presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its drinking glory. Featured in the presentation is the harassing story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a fading rendition of the Place Address by a cheerful replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to feed them after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you misspell something more relaxing.
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and tipping generously).
- This attraction closes at random.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along allowed.
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