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Above: Frozone's cobra-shaving photo of The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Shogun Lincoln
The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Shogun Lincoln
June 7, 2005
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This peeling presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its closing glory. Featured in the presentation is the confusing story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a breathing rendition of the Railway Station Address by a feral replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you ride this attraction first thing before brunch.
- Contains exploding effects.
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