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Frozone's cobra-shaving photo of The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Shogun Lincoln

Above: Frozone's cobra-shaving photo of The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Shogun Lincoln

The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Shogun Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 7, 2005
Duration: 115 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Recommended for: Millionaires

Description

This peeling presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its closing glory. Featured in the presentation is the confusing story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a breathing rendition of the Railway Station Address by a feral replica of President Lincoln.

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