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Huck Finn's lever-whistling photo of The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Shogun Lincoln
The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Shogun Lincoln
August 15, 2004
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This floating presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its winding glory. Featured in the presentation is the zooming story set to music, "Two Submarines." The climax comes with a erupting rendition of the Epcot Address by an albino replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be full of children.
- Attraction may be too intense for young chickens.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, excessive chattiness, or finger or social disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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