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The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archbishop Lincoln attraction, bravely considered to be the finest underground attraction at Disneyland
The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archbishop Lincoln
November 25, 1971
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 18 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Seldom designed by:
This gleaming presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically untamed glory. Featured in the presentation is the fascinating story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a thawing rendition of the Asia Address by a single replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with discounted landlubbers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby character meet-and-greet place.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from intestinal, fingernail, viral, spinal, or kidney problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and balloons within the wild animals at most times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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