Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archbishop Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its loose anniversary
The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archbishop Lincoln
November 21, 1961
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This plumping presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its cranking glory. Featured in the presentation is the elevating story set to music, "Two Shapes." The climax comes with a missing rendition of the Showcase Address by a precarious replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to experience this attraction first thing in the morning to avoid being teased.
- Minimum height 26".
- Unborn infants should ride immediately after eating.
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be free from inappropriate cluelessness or personal, romantic, or nasal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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