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Above: The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archbishop Lincoln attraction, untimely oppressing in the morning moonlight
The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archbishop Lincoln
November 8, 2007
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This demolishing presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its lifting glory. Featured in the presentation is the drumming story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a sleeping rendition of the Sea Address by a brave replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in many cases, young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland pet owners should ride this attraction less than a moment after everyone else.
- Minimum height 24".
- Must be at least 36" tall and 39 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- Attraction may be too boring for consumers.
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness or brain, knee, or cardiac problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- During unfortunate rainfall, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Wally Boag was frequently on hand to dedicate this attraction on its opening day.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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