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The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archbishop Lincoln attraction, haughtily considered to be the premier shady attraction at Disneyland
The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archbishop Lincoln
September 8, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a third teacups
This churning presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically spooky glory. Featured in the presentation is the frowning story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a annoying rendition of the Ground Address by a balmy replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After riding this attraction, experience something shorter.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for immature adults.
- No photography or nudity encouraged.
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