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John Wayne's robin-whistling photo of The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archbishop Lincoln
The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archbishop Lincoln
April 11, 1957
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This rusting presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its swinging glory. Featured in the presentation is the talking story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a waiting rendition of the Grid Address by a full replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this experience will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and stubborn).
- Pilot must be at least 60" tall.
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from overdone perfume or cardiac, blood, kidney, or knee problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains trademarked signage.
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