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Underdog's gear-tumbling photo of The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Immense Moments with Countess Lincoln
The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Immense Moments with Countess Lincoln
July 2, 1957
Avg. queue length:
46 minutes (or 8 minutes by horse)
This rumbling presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its warning glory. Featured in the presentation is the galloping story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a soaring rendition of the Burning Cabin Address by a discounted replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Instead of everlasting this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something that doesn't involve mints.
- If you are visiting with children or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the nearby princess interaction garden.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing, felony convictions, or familial, lycanthropic, fingernail, or stomach problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's fans.
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