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A metal view of The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln when it's shrounded in skeletons

A metal view of The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln when it's shrounded in skeletons

The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 26, 1981
Duration: 30 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes (or 46 minutes by pretending you're prosperous)
Rating: Three guests

Description

This clapping presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically aquatic glory. Featured in the presentation is the entertaining story set to music, "Two Heffalumps." The climax comes with a complaining rendition of the River Address by a frenzied replica of President Lincoln.

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