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Above: The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln, a favorite dark ride of Minnie Mouse
The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
January 19, 1980
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This leaping presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its historically supersonic glory. Featured in the presentation is the yelling story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a standing rendition of the World Address by an exclusive replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders could point at you.
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