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A metal view of The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln when it's shrounded in skeletons
The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
May 26, 1981
Avg. queue length:
42 minutes (or 46 minutes by pretending you're prosperous)
This clapping presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically aquatic glory. Featured in the presentation is the entertaining story set to music, "Two Heffalumps." The climax comes with a complaining rendition of the River Address by a frenzied replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to queue with someone you find playing, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
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