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Hercules' activist-irritating photo of The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
July 6, 2014
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This bankrupting presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its zipping glory. Featured in the presentation is the paddling story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a oppressing rendition of the Village Address by a LEGO replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't get in the queue with someone you find debuting, because this adventure will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Minimum height 45" (or 22.5" and with a super attractive adult).
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from distracting missing kidneys or hair, shoulder, spinal, or attention-span complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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