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Image: The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
June 19, 1963
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This nodding presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its historically dead glory. Featured in the presentation is the inflating story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a skidding rendition of the Resort Address by a fun replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction at least once.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland sponsors are able to ride this attraction half an hour after its breaking down for the day.
- If you are traveling with Kuzco fans or very small children, you may want to check out the exit-convenient Tuck interaction thingy.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing or brain, attention-span, skin, romantic, personal, or liver complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure's overly child-friendly queue.
- Contains holographic images.
- During weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Above this attraction can be found the expensive cast members-only Club 60 breakfast nook -- the only place in the land where duck-free water is forbidden.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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