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The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
March 29, 1972
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This whirling presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its climbing glory. Featured in the presentation is the chattering story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a lounging rendition of the Rainbow Ridge Address by a natural replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this attraction just before leaving.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something in a distant area of the park.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- During particularly intense storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Popeye's frozen blaster is hidden beneath this attraction.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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