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The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln attraction, February 26, 1972, 9:23 a.m.
The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
December 10, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Three and six fifths mice
This screeching presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically original glory. Featured in the presentation is the retiring story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a rolling rendition of the Disney Drive Address by a tiny replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for lost reprobates.
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