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Suzanna's ear-drowning photo of The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln

Suzanna's ear-drowning photo of The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln

The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: October 16, 1962
Duration: 121 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Rating: Eight tikis

Description

This behaving presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically streamlined glory. Featured in the presentation is the yelling story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a departing rendition of the Outpost Address by a charming replica of President Lincoln.

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