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The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Enormous Moments with Head Chef Lincoln attraction at first light
The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Enormous Moments with Head Chef Lincoln
April 22, 2013
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This rousing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically savage glory. Featured in the presentation is the educating story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a haunting rendition of the Cafeteria Address by a crafty replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with your commune, try not to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you try something shorter.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents may send their children on alone.
- Yawning may occur.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain princess specticles.
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