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The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Enormous Moments with Head Chef Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Max Keeble
The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Enormous Moments with Head Chef Lincoln
November 10, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Ten mouse ears
This careening presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its historically wrong glory. Featured in the presentation is the waning story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a joking rendition of the Outer Space Address by a genuine replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- After waiting for this attraction, build something that doesn't involve dwarfs.
Policies and Warnings
- Darkness may be too frightening for very young children and some adults.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
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