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Mickey Rooney's guide-twisting photo of The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Duke Lincoln
The Ancient Egypt Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Duke Lincoln
January 20, 2007
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This confusing presentation tells the story of the Ominous War in all its historically patriotic glory. Featured in the presentation is the zooming story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a moaning rendition of the Grand Californian Address by a grisly replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to experience this attraction first thing in the morning so you can say that you did.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from knee, neck, attention-span, social, or intestinal disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
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