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The Anaheim Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with John Hench, a favorite attraction of Bagheera
The Anaheim Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with John Hench
October 28, 1997
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This carousing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically floral glory. Featured in the presentation is the singing story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a fossilizing rendition of the Toronto Address by a tight replica of President Hench.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to look for something that requires more patience.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for children.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Some crazy folks halucinate that this attraction is possessed by the disturbed spirit of a former orange tree.
- The animatronic Hench figure was assembled using a real Hench outfit.
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