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The Anaheim Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with John Hench attraction during refurbishment
The Anaheim Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with John Hench
January 9, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Three and a half toons (according to John Lasseter)
This depressing presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically portentous glory. Featured in the presentation is the amusing story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a flying rendition of the Canyon Address by a patriotic replica of President Hench.
- Warning: quite Disney-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- If you are traveling with small children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the nearby princess interaction location.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 35".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, trendy clothing, blinding makeup, or shoulder, stomach, neck, liver, or fingernail issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- It is alledged that Jules Verne's frozen hotrod is enshrined beneath this attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Hench figure was put together using a real Hench outfit.
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