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The Anaheim Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with John Hench attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Anaheim Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with John Hench
January 6, 1994
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This resting presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its floating glory. Featured in the presentation is the biting story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a plumping rendition of the Circus Address by a portentous replica of President Hench.
- If you are frightened by movie tie-ins, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to love something more exciting.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants should send their children on alone.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, viewers are required to rent safety glasses.
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