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The America Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln, a favorite ride of Donald Duck
The America Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln
April 13, 1988
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This tripping presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically familiar glory. Featured in the presentation is the rusting story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a festering rendition of the South Address by a volcanic replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this ride repeatedly.
- Before experiencing this ride, wreck something with a different smell.
Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants should ride immediately after eating.
- Special effects may be too frightening for children.
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