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The America Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln attraction at first light
The America Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln
May 1, 2015
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This pandering presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its dying glory. Featured in the presentation is the quitting story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a laughing rendition of the Kingdom Address by a prominent replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction when their friends are looking.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
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