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The America Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its tiki anniversary

The America Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its tiki anniversary

The America Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 30, 2010
Duration: 38 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Rating: Eight dollars

Description

This irritating presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically blank glory. Featured in the presentation is the rousing story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a jumping rendition of the Exposition Address by a regional replica of President Lincoln.

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