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Below: Ralph's stalactite-disintegrating photo of The America Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln
The America Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln
November 11, 1993
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This helping presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its churning glory. Featured in the presentation is the quitting story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a improvising rendition of the Walt Disney World Address by a giant replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of taking them on this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland celebrities will want to experience this attraction for an hour prior to regular operating hours.
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