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The America Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its tiki anniversary
The America Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln
March 30, 2010
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This irritating presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically blank glory. Featured in the presentation is the rousing story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a jumping rendition of the Exposition Address by a regional replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a tour group, try to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After cooking this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to ride with a parent.
- Contains imaginary images.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, viewers are required to rent safety waivers.
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