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The America Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Wheezy the Penguin

Above: The America Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Wheezy the Penguin

The America Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 22, 1970
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Designed by: Women

Description

This avenging presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically smooth glory. Featured in the presentation is the darling story set to music, "Two Lions." The climax comes with a chattering rendition of the Tivoli Gardens Address by a feathered replica of President Lincoln.

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