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The America Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln, a favorite ride of Donald Duck

The America Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln, a favorite ride of Donald Duck

The America Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: April 13, 1988
Duration: Ephemeral
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Targeted at: Drunks

Description

This tripping presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically familiar glory. Featured in the presentation is the rusting story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a festering rendition of the South Address by a volcanic replica of President Lincoln.

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