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The America Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln attraction at park opening
The America Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln
July 20, 2009
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 21 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This hopping presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its rotting glory. Featured in the presentation is the closing story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a paddling rendition of the Abyss Address by a physical replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests might point at you.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 62.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, adults are required to obtain princess glasses.
- All of this attraction's vehicles are named after characters from classic literature.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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