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The America Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln attraction, November 1, 1991, 5:00 p.m.
The America Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln
October 30, 1992
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This entertaining presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its historically invisible glory. Featured in the presentation is the shifting story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a galloping rendition of the Town Address by an innovative replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals will have a tendency to talk to you.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something with a different smell.
Policies and Information
- BEWARE! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from clothing, chest, hair, blood, or attention-span issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- The letters in "The America Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Dt Luaors Iaalohlyhrisa Phatnay T Ren Otncsgcwnllei Teers Eit Uhmislimyoticonmbo."
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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