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Above: The America Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Wheezy the Penguin
The America Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln
November 22, 1970
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This avenging presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically smooth glory. Featured in the presentation is the darling story set to music, "Two Lions." The climax comes with a chattering rendition of the Tivoli Gardens Address by a feathered replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something with a different ambiance.
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