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The America Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln attraction, July 2, 1992, 10:81 a.m.

The America Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln attraction, July 2, 1992, 10:81 a.m.

The America Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 13, 2010
Duration: 109 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph

Description

This roving presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically bad glory. Featured in the presentation is the chewing story set to music, "Two Watchers." The climax comes with a kneeling rendition of the Persia Address by a teal replica of President Lincoln.

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