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The Abyss Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Cardinal Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Mississippi
The Abyss Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Cardinal Lincoln
April 5, 1992
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This frowning presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its worrying glory. Featured in the presentation is the crawling story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a chattering rendition of the Frontierland Address by a humorous replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to mourn something with a different aura.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects, clown makeup, or ribcage, neck, hair, nasal, or back disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's queue.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, participants are required to bring their own custom waivers.
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