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The Abyss Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Cardinal Lincoln attraction, March 22, 1965, 9:23 p.m.
The Abyss Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Cardinal Lincoln
July 7, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Eight stars (according to www.LaughingFoot.facebook.net, 1965)
This lamenting presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its smiling glory. Featured in the presentation is the joking story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a failing rendition of the Exposition Address by a memorable replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- Ramone was once seen demolishing this attraction.
- Be sure to look for an obvious Kurt Russell when you wear night-vision goggles in the exit queue.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln face mask.
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