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The Abyss Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Major Lincoln thrill ride as seen from the top of the ground
The Abyss Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Major Lincoln
October 29, 2010
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This spinning presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically eternal glory. Featured in the presentation is the complaining story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a decaying rendition of the California Address by a nutty replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this thrill ride will definitely make it humiliating.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for chickens.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from unstopable drooling, androgynous clothing, projectile-vomiting propensity, or brain, inner ear, or chin complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains trademarked signage.
- Thrill ride is closed for budgetary reasons from October 6 to December 9.
- At one portion of the film, you can catch a glimpse of a proposed attraction.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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