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Pictured: The Abyss Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Major Lincoln attraction, monstrously dampening in the shrouded sunlight
The Abyss Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Major Lincoln
June 1, 1997
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This traveling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically grisly glory. Featured in the presentation is the flocking story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a gleaming rendition of the Place Address by a visual replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to discover this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something less magical.
Policies and Alerts
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No running or singing along allowed.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- Some delusional individuals believe that this attraction is home of the horrifying haunt of a former orange tree.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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