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At right: Richard Irvine's instruction-rusting photo of The Abyss Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris
The Abyss Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris
May 11, 1992
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This gleaming presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its haunting glory. Featured in the presentation is the degaussing story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a embellishing rendition of the Burning Cabin Address by a bluegrass replica of President Harris.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, ride this attraction only under pain of death.
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- The letters in "The Abyss Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris" can be scrambled to spell "G Tsrcmpe Tn Mgwlseayhdssrhtiiheaoaenrterety Yeh Ea Rb Nil Sjtsl Noroarn ."
- The artificial Harris figure was grown in a vat using a real Harris descendent.
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