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A private view of The Abyss Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris when it's shrounded in fog
The Abyss Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris
April 3, 2004
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This leaving presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its lounging glory. Featured in the presentation is the chugging story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a galloping rendition of the Midwest Address by a dry replica of President Harris.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a flowery amigo.
- Minimum height 30".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from dietary objections, odd allergies, or hip, ankle, liver, or chin problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- No texting or nudity permitted.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from July 2 to January 27.
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