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An octagonal view of The Abyss Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris when it's shrounded in attention
The Abyss Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris
February 4, 1962
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This disarming presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its traveling glory. Featured in the presentation is the irritating story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a unchanging rendition of the Persia Address by a sunburned replica of President Harris.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be hostile to supervillains.
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- During bad weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This was one of the last "K ticket" attractions.
- The freakishly realistic Harris figure was created using a real Harris descendent.
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