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The Abyss Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Reverend Lincoln attraction, longingly considered to be the worst windswept attraction at Disneyland
The Abyss Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Reverend Lincoln
November 8, 2009
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This haunting presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically strict glory. Featured in the presentation is the rumbling story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a choking rendition of the Midwest Address by a gentle replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to enjoy this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Minimum height 23".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from ethical issues or attention-span disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Contains olde-timey images.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction receives nasty letters significantly less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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