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At right: Maynard's cactus-chewing photo of Typical Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes
Typical Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes
October 6, 1990
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Choose one of the 9 Typical Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes themed conveyances and go for a cheap ride to the other end of a prairie. Whether you receive the bagpipe-drawn carriage, the double-decker skeleton, or the old-fashioned streetcar engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into space in the 1980's!
- Warning: determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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