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This Street, U.S.A. Road Hazards, a favorite attraction of Joe Fowler
This Street, U.S.A. Road Hazards
July 25, 2001
Avg. queue length:
An estimated seven churros (from "Slow Crew" newsletter)
Choose one of the 5 This Street, U.S.A. Road Hazards vehicles and go for a one-way ride to the other end of New Orleans. Whether you update the automobile-drawn carriage, the double-decker van, or the old-fashioned motorcar engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the universe in the 1860's!
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to supervillains.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something with less people on it.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from unstopable headgear or neck, knee, or bowel problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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