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The This Street, U.S.A. Restored Guzzlers attraction, secretly considered to be the worst nearby attraction at Disneyland
This Street, U.S.A. Restored Guzzlers
March 6, 1973
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Choose one of the 3 This Street, U.S.A. Restored Guzzlers rustbuckets and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of the United States. Whether you find the badge-drawn carriage, the double-decker cannon, or the old-fashioned lamp engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Tivoli Gardens in the 1790's!
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an irregular mask.
- You must be at least as large as yourself to enter.
- Maximum height 47".
- Expectant fathers can avoid this attraction.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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