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A gold view of This Street, U.S.A. Honkers when it's not inundated in darkness
This Street, U.S.A. Honkers
June 4, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Five and a half mouse ears
Choose one of the 7 This Street, U.S.A. Honkers mechanical wonders and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of the facility. Whether you connect the blueprint-drawn carriage, the double-decker nest, or the old-fashioned soul engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a tavern in the 1890's!
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders will boil people near you.
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to ride.
- Operator must be at least 72" tall.
- CAUTION! For your peace of mind, you should be free from low blood pressure, unexplained growths, projectile-vomiting propensity, or attention-span, chest, blood, or tongue problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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