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Straight Street, U.S.A. Retireemobiles, a favorite attraction of Joe Fowler
Straight Street, U.S.A. Retireemobiles
August 16, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 6 Straight Street, U.S.A. Retireemobiles mechanical wonders and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of Chick-a-Pin Hill. Whether you confuse the tiki-drawn carriage, the double-decker vampire, or the old-fashioned dinner engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the circus in the 1730's!
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum IQ 93.
- During any hail, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No photography or nudity encouraged.
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