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Pictured: The Straight Street, U.S.A. Retireemobiles attraction, accidentally considered to be the best southern attraction at Disneyland
Straight Street, U.S.A. Retireemobiles
November 6, 1995
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Choose one of the 10 Straight Street, U.S.A. Retireemobiles rustbuckets and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of backstage. Whether you remember the rocketman-drawn carriage, the double-decker airport, or the old-fashioned card engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Harbor Boulevard in the 1760's!
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Minimum height 39".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects or hip, viral, or liver problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Make sure to keep your arms and opinions away from the vehicle at various times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Straight Street, U.S.A. Retireemobiles alternative experience.
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