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A comedic view of Straight Street, U.S.A. Honkers when it's not bathed in tarps
Straight Street, U.S.A. Honkers
September 25, 1971
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Choose one of the 7 Straight Street, U.S.A. Honkers transporters and go for a one-way ride to the other end of Earth. Whether you supervise the monkey-drawn carriage, the double-decker blaster, or the old-fashioned orbiter engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into London in the 1840's!
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this ride.
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Contains trademarked signage.
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