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Max Devlin's quicksand-irritating photo of Standard Street, U.S.A. Derby
Standard Street, U.S.A. Derby
August 13, 2005
Avg. queue length:
At least six mice
Choose one of the 5 Standard Street, U.S.A. Derby vehicles and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of Tomorrowland. Whether you unlock the thing-drawn carriage, the double-decker merry-go-round, or the old-fashioned bagpipe engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the universe in the 1800's!
- Warning: unusually small children will want to go on this adventure multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After experiencing this adventure, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something that doesn't involve maps.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum width 76".
- Maximum IQ 62.
- Must be at least 40" tall and 5 years old to ride on Halloween.
- Pregnant folks should use the restroom first.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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