Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Side Street, U.S.A. Selfmotivators attraction during repairs
Side Street, U.S.A. Selfmotivators
September 12, 1971
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Choose one of the 3 Side Street, U.S.A. Selfmotivators motorvehicles and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of the deep. Whether you paint the passenger-drawn carriage, the double-decker cow, or the old-fashioned planet engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Frontierland in the 1710's!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be free from inner ear, ankle, fingernail, nasal, wrist, or finger issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Horace Horsecollar's frozen ride is enshrined beneath this attraction.
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