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The Primary Street, U.S.A. Road Hazards attraction, vapidly considered to be the premier strange attraction at Disneyland
Primary Street, U.S.A. Road Hazards
April 27, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Eight mouse ears (from "Thick Inhabitant" editor, 1974)
Choose one of the 3 Primary Street, U.S.A. Road Hazards mechanical wonders and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of Tivoli Gardens. Whether you reopen the pest-drawn carriage, the double-decker deity, or the old-fashioned apatosaurus engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Downtown Disney in the 1750's!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for chickens.
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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