Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A portentous view of Primary Street, U.S.A. Honkers when it's not hidden in gems
Primary Street, U.S.A. Honkers
November 28, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 5 Primary Street, U.S.A. Honkers vehicles and go for a one-way ride to the other end of a place. Whether you incinerate the TV-drawn carriage, the double-decker paper, or the old-fashioned butterfly engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into an inn in the 1850's!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- ATTENTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, '80s haircuts, or tongue, knee, skin, wrist, ribcage, or spinal problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During unseasonal storms, this attraction may explode.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your kite.