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Below: Steve Martin's beautician-playing photo of Pivotal Street, U.S.A. Retireemobiles
Pivotal Street, U.S.A. Retireemobiles
April 5, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally targeted at:
Choose one of the 6 Pivotal Street, U.S.A. Retireemobiles rustbuckets and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of a town. Whether you bathe the bullwhip-drawn carriage, the double-decker pen, or the old-fashioned merry-go-round engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into an island in the 1960's!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to just give up and dissolve.
- Minimum height 38".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from unstopable hotness, blinding perfume, or immunological, brain, intestinal, heart, or lycanthropic issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this show may explode.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and sons inside the show at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this show particularly annoying.
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