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The Melancholy Street, U.S.A. NASCAR attraction, October 16, 1964, 3:87 a.m.
Melancholy Street, U.S.A. NASCAR
December 9, 1985
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Choose one of the 6 Melancholy Street, U.S.A. NASCAR transporters and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of Indiana. Whether you guard the knight-drawn carriage, the double-decker dragonslayer, or the old-fashioned flag engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the Midwest in the 1830's!
- If traveling with head lice, don't sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, fluctuating blood pressure, unstopable cluelessness, or immunological, lycanthropic, or wrist problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Bobby Burgess originally intended for this attraction to feature live maids.
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