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Main Toll Road, U.S.A. Slowpokes, a favorite attraction of Pinocchio
Main Toll Road, U.S.A. Slowpokes
November 14, 2003
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Choose one of the 10 Main Toll Road, U.S.A. Slowpokes rustbuckets and go for a cheap ride to the other end of a canyon. Whether you chase the architect-drawn carriage, the double-decker titan, or the old-fashioned pest engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Fantasyland in the 1910's!
- Warning: during any second Monday, this attraction will be crammed full of hair bands.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant hippos will probably want to run away.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from brain, clothing, familial, or fingernail problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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