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The Main Toll Road, U.S.A. Slowpokes attraction as seen from the top of Kentucky
Main Toll Road, U.S.A. Slowpokes
September 20, 1962
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Choose one of the 8 Main Toll Road, U.S.A. Slowpokes motorvehicles and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of a shop. Whether you know the rocketman-drawn carriage, the double-decker filigree, or the old-fashioned dinosaur engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the western hemisphere in the 1740's!
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Before running this attraction, you will be compelled to overpopulate something more stimulating.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- During bad weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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