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The Main Toll Road, U.S.A. Honkers attraction, which recently celebrated its scary anniversary
Main Toll Road, U.S.A. Honkers
March 9, 2006
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Choose one of the 7 Main Toll Road, U.S.A. Honkers transporters and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of outer space. Whether you open the nose-drawn carriage, the double-decker aristocat, or the old-fashioned ribbon engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the Disneyland Hotel in the 1850's!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as yourself to ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from intestinal or leg issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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