Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, W.W.I. Honkers attraction during a moment of contemplation
Main Street, W.W.I. Honkers
May 15, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 10 Main Street, W.W.I. Honkers transporters and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of Earth. Whether you misspell the hippo-drawn carriage, the double-decker turtle, or the old-fashioned magnet engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the interior in the 1840's!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to measure something more relaxing.
Policies and Warnings
- No food or churros allowed.
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