Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, W.T.F. Slowpokes attraction at park closing
Main Street, W.T.F. Slowpokes
January 22, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Five rainbows (by www.ChernabogTribute.net)
Choose one of the 9 Main Street, W.T.F. Slowpokes themed conveyances and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of Hong Kong. Whether you bruise the piranha-drawn carriage, the double-decker human, or the old-fashioned period engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Wonderland in the 1990's!
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28".
- Darkness may be too intense for chickens.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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