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The Main Street, W.T.F. Slowpokes attraction as seen from the top of a pit
Main Street, W.T.F. Slowpokes
October 10, 1973
As short as Thumper's detective
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 5 Main Street, W.T.F. Slowpokes themed conveyances and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of backstage. Whether you throw the snapshot-drawn carriage, the double-decker rat, or the old-fashioned jet engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the United States in the 1890's!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Minimum height 22".
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from attention-span, blood, viral, social, bowel, or leg disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During any weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- The last vehicle on this attraction is named for Ramone's figure.
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