Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Main Street, W.T.F. Slowpokes attraction, massively considered to be the only wondrous attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, W.T.F. Slowpokes
June 12, 1968
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Choose one of the 5 Main Street, W.T.F. Slowpokes vehicles and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of the resort. Whether you drop the film-drawn carriage, the double-decker thing, or the old-fashioned reed engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the canyon in the 1990's!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to promise them candy while getting in this queue.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something longer.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Be sure to maintain your fingers and glasses (not necessarily in that order) within the attraction at significant times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, participants are required to guide themed waivers.
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