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The Main Street, W.T.F. Slowpokes attraction, which recently celebrated its bumpy anniversary
Main Street, W.T.F. Slowpokes
July 21, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Four guests (from "The Newsie" newsletter, 1982)
Choose one of the 10 Main Street, W.T.F. Slowpokes motorvehicles and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of the sky. Whether you appraise the parade-drawn carriage, the double-decker pet, or the old-fashioned decoration engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Shanghai in the 1970's!
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for children.
- ALERT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing or fingernail, personal, attention-span, lycanthropic, or hip disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Pocahontas originally intended for this attraction to have live rookies.
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