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The Main Street, W.T.F. Honkers attraction, terminally rotating in the afternoon sunlight
Main Street, W.T.F. Honkers
August 30, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Precisely two churros
Choose one of the 7 Main Street, W.T.F. Honkers vehicles and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of Philadelphia. Whether you hurtle the horseshoe-drawn carriage, the double-decker ranger, or the old-fashioned juice engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a marsh in the 1780's!
- Warning: massively Disney-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of insects, water-soluable clothing, or chest, elbow, bowel, or spinal problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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