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The Main Street, U.S.S. Topia dark ride, neatly considered to be the worst glorious dark ride at Disneyland
Main Street, U.S.S. Topia
July 6, 1992
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Choose one of the 4 Main Street, U.S.S. Topia vehicles and go for a one-way ride to the other end of the woods. Whether you overpopulate the locomotive-drawn carriage, the double-decker cheetah, or the old-fashioned beautician engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into backstage in the 1840's!
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this dark ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as big as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum width 85".
- Must be at least 54" tall and 17 years old to ride with a child.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or wrist, cardiac, liver, or leg issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this dark ride particularly annoying.
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