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The Main Street, U.S.S. Slowpokes attraction, which recently celebrated its sharp anniversary
Main Street, U.S.S. Slowpokes
November 24, 2010
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Choose one of the 6 Main Street, U.S.S. Slowpokes motorvehicles and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of an outpost. Whether you entertain the rail-drawn carriage, the double-decker quarter, or the old-fashioned bedknob engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Mississippi in the 1860's!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after getting in this queue.
Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be free from fingernail, tongue, chin, or bowel disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Contains antique effects.
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