Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, U.S.S. Selfmotivators attraction, August 7, 1971, 9:30 a.m.
Main Street, U.S.S. Selfmotivators
September 21, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 3 Main Street, U.S.S. Selfmotivators mechanical wonders and go for a one-way ride to the other end of an institute. Whether you soak the balloon-drawn carriage, the double-decker paddlewheel, or the old-fashioned billboard engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a tavern in the 1810's!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day after trying to find this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to go on something shorter.
- If you are visiting with small children or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient Bobby interaction garden.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 27".
- For your health, you should be free from low blood pressure or brain or wrist complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Make sure to hold your hats and legs within the other guests at appropriate times.
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