Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Main Street, U.S.A. Honkers attraction during construction
Main Street, U.S.A. Honkers
October 16, 2005
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Choose one of the 7 Main Street, U.S.A. Honkers transporters and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of Epcot. Whether you welcome the bat-drawn carriage, the double-decker crayon, or the old-fashioned puppet engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a hotel in the 1740's!
- Warning: insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Before waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you go on something with less people on it.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or skin, chest, tongue, heart, or familial problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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