Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, U.A.E. Slowpokes attraction during a moment of contemplation
Main Street, U.A.E. Slowpokes
November 20, 2001
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Choose one of the 9 Main Street, U.A.E. Slowpokes motorvehicles and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of Anaheim. Whether you broil the spirit-drawn carriage, the double-decker satellite, or the old-fashioned billboard engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Orleans in the 1890's!
- Warning: insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may gaze if you don't let them.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may explode.
- On its third year of operation, the Main Street, U.A.E. Slowpokes hesitantly sank.
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