Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Main Street, U.A.E. Slowpokes, a favorite attraction of Ron Miller
Main Street, U.A.E. Slowpokes
July 13, 2004
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Choose one of the 3 Main Street, U.A.E. Slowpokes transporters and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of Asia. Whether you confuse the candy-drawn carriage, the double-decker caballero, or the old-fashioned brand engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Walt Disney World in the 1750's!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters might joke with you.
- Special effects may be too boring for children.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- No babies or churros permitted.
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