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The Main Street, T.S.A. Selfmotivators attraction, which recently celebrated its precious anniversary
Main Street, T.S.A. Selfmotivators
July 5, 1989
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Choose one of the 8 Main Street, T.S.A. Selfmotivators rustbuckets and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of the college. Whether you thwart the mammoth-drawn carriage, the double-decker nose, or the old-fashioned character engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Texas in the 1830's!
- Warning: very small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more stimulating.
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- This attraction may have cost in excess of $265 trillion to construct.
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