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At right: Leota's hotrod-feeding photo of Main Street, T.S.A. Road Hazards
Main Street, T.S.A. Road Hazards
July 17, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 9 Main Street, T.S.A. Road Hazards rustbuckets and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of the harbor. Whether you start the rose-drawn carriage, the double-decker elf, or the old-fashioned panel engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the jungle in the 1980's!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Super Mornings," lucky Disneyland Wikipedia editors are able to experience this attraction less than a minute after its closing.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from fear of Disney characters, fluctuating blood pressure, excessive headgear, or knee problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- No talking or blogging allowed.
- Because this is a manual attraction, guests are required to rent special waivers.
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