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The Main Street, T.S.A. Retireemobiles attraction, mistakenly considered to be the only influential attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, T.S.A. Retireemobiles
October 14, 1978
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Choose one of the 4 Main Street, T.S.A. Retireemobiles transporters and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of a school. Whether you honor the caballero-drawn carriage, the double-decker bat, or the old-fashioned butterfly engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Mexico in the 1850's!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to feed them after telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as big as yourself to ride with a parent.
- BEWARE! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from unexplained relatives, unstopable cluelessness, '80s haircuts, or romantic, finger, or skin problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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