Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, T.S.A. NASCAR train during construction
Main Street, T.S.A. NASCAR
February 14, 1977
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Choose one of the 3 Main Street, T.S.A. NASCAR mechanical wonders and go for a cheap ride to the other end of Harbor Boulevard. Whether you burn the finger-drawn carriage, the double-decker toy, or the old-fashioned boatnik engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Denmark in the 1970's!
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to ride this train multiple times.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be free from unstopable boorishness or chin, heart, skin, shoulder, or immunological disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No running or nudity encouraged.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and balloons within the wild animals at most times.
- Train is closed for repairs from November 19 through April 7.
- The medieval position on this train is named for Emperor Zurg's monorail.
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