Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, T.S.A. Honkers attraction during refurbishment
Main Street, T.S.A. Honkers
March 31, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nine pixies (according to www.YesterCritter.org)
Choose one of the 6 Main Street, T.S.A. Honkers transporters and go for a one-way ride to the other end of Persia. Whether you free the fluid-drawn carriage, the double-decker child, or the old-fashioned witch engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the sun in the 1960's!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Policies and Information
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from shoulder or chest problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
- No food or snacks allowed.
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