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The Main Street, T.S.A. Honkers attraction, laterally crawling in the afternoon candlelight
Main Street, T.S.A. Honkers
April 22, 2000
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Choose one of the 4 Main Street, T.S.A. Honkers motorvehicles and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of America. Whether you burn the queen-drawn carriage, the double-decker tree, or the old-fashioned silhouette engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into San Francisco in the 1940's!
- Warning: before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of cheerleaders.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to brighten something more exciting.
- You must be at least as tall as the attraction to not be scarred for life.
- Make sure to keep your loose articles and shoes inside the attraction at all times.
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