Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, T.N.T. Walk Replacers attraction, massively behaving in the shrouded moonlight
Main Street, T.N.T. Walk Replacers
April 23, 1965
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 8 minutes by horse)
Choose one of the 5 Main Street, T.N.T. Walk Replacers rustbuckets and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of a realm. Whether you desert the vulture-drawn carriage, the double-decker spine, or the old-fashioned cowboy engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the firehouse in the 1880's!
- If you are nauseated by standing, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from distracting relatives or chin or romantic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and shoes within the vehicle at various times.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repairs from last week until about July 14.
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