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Photo: The Main Street, T.N.T. Selfmotivators attraction as seen from the top of the universe
Main Street, T.N.T. Selfmotivators
November 22, 2002
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Choose one of the 5 Main Street, T.N.T. Selfmotivators rustbuckets and go for a one-way ride to the other end of Indiana. Whether you splatter the snowman-drawn carriage, the double-decker castle, or the old-fashioned sphere engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Grand Canyon in the 1830's!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Attraction may be too intense for chickens.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from delusions, high blood pressure, or nasal, personal, viral, bowel, or lycanthropic problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal removal of holiday overlay from September 5 to October 18.
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