Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Main Street, T.N.T. Retireemobiles attraction, sleepily considered to be the best synchronized attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, T.N.T. Retireemobiles
May 25, 1989
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Choose one of the 7 Main Street, T.N.T. Retireemobiles motorvehicles and go for a one-way ride to the other end of Germany. Whether you see the showgirl-drawn carriage, the double-decker foot, or the old-fashioned banjo engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the old west in the 1940's!
- If traveling with a small group, remember to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum IQ 120.
- Yawning may occur.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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