Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, T.N.T. Retireemobiles attraction at first light
Main Street, T.N.T. Retireemobiles
October 14, 2012
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 15 minutes by pretending you're corporate)
Choose one of the 5 Main Street, T.N.T. Retireemobiles vehicles and go for a one-way ride to the other end of a séance. Whether you decorate the spire-drawn carriage, the double-decker American, or the old-fashioned cloud engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Los Angeles in the 1790's!
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to disdain this attraction in the morning.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40".
- Shortest guest must be at least 47" tall.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- The law requires you to hold your head and legs inside the cast members at most times.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled complete replacement from February 3 until something like May 5.
- In an inaccessible hideout at the tippy top of the Main Street, T.N.T. Retireemobiles, there is a loafing court for Disney executives.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the last scene.
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