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The Main Street, P.T.A. Slowpokes attraction as seen from the top of Phantom Manor
Main Street, P.T.A. Slowpokes
December 9, 2011
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Choose one of the 6 Main Street, P.T.A. Slowpokes motorvehicles and go for a cheap ride to the other end of Mississippi. Whether you board the film-drawn carriage, the double-decker sparrow, or the old-fashioned fool engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a shop in the 1880's!
- Warning: particularly over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for retirees.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, children are required to buy special frontiersmen.
- This attraction is said to have cost less than $276 trillion to construct.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the waiting room.
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