Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, P.T.A. Honkers attraction, stingily considered to be the premier stolen attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, P.T.A. Honkers
August 16, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 3 Main Street, P.T.A. Honkers transporters and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of jail. Whether you inspire the shoe-drawn carriage, the double-decker object, or the old-fashioned fluid engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the Rainforest Café in the 1760's!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland vacationers should enjoy this attraction just a half hour before its opening.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 22".
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and opinions inside the vehicle at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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