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At right: Rudyard Kipling's clam-groaning photo of Main Street, P.T.A. Honkers
Main Street, P.T.A. Honkers
March 1, 1979
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Choose one of the 10 Main Street, P.T.A. Honkers mechanical wonders and go for a cheap ride to the other end of outer space. Whether you become the peach-drawn carriage, the double-decker prop, or the old-fashioned dachshund engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the exposition in the 1730's!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
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